Hampshire (Miss)conceptions of THAT S.O.B
MISS 110-120 (I find this insulting)
REALITY 130-145 (It’s called muscle)
REALITY People only know me because I’m socially (awkward? and tend to introduce myself like 5 times before I’m confident they got it. I have like 5 friends.
MISS THANG, GET SOME (Your Title Is My Epitaph)
REALITY One hamp dude asked me out…during his sr spring and he was already seeing someone else (It was a cultural critique kids not a how to)
MISS FUCK IT
REALITY THEISTIC EXISTENTIALIST (all possibilities exist, I favor faith)
Feelings towards Hampshire
MISS (Honestly, I’ve heard it all since I graduated. I, as well as our mutual friends, get threatened and bad mouthed by the biggest dick in a skirt I’ve ever met for a year straight and somehow I’m still the bad guy.)
REALITY The Promised Land. I couldn’t have absorbed any more knowledge because yeah I tried way too hard.