Weight

MISS      110-120  (I find this insulting)

REALITY     130-145  (It’s called muscle)

Social Status

MISS     Popular

REALITY     People only know me because I’m socially (awkward? and tend to introduce myself like 5 times before I’m confident they got it.  I have like 5 friends.

Relationship Status

MISS     THANG, GET SOME (Your Title Is My Epitaph)

REALITY     One hamp dude asked me out…during his sr spring and he was already seeing someone else (It was a cultural critique kids not a how to)

Religion

MISS     FUCK IT

REALITY     THEISTIC EXISTENTIALIST (all possibilities exist, I favor faith)

Feelings towards Hampshire

MISS     (Honestly, I’ve heard it all since I graduated.  I, as well as our mutual friends, get threatened and bad mouthed by the biggest dick in a skirt I’ve ever met for a year straight and somehow I’m still the bad guy.)

REALITY    The Promised Land.   I couldn’t have absorbed any more knowledge because yeah I tried way too hard.